dont even ask.

just dont.

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bead-bead:

cityofvalkayriecain:

she-was-a-rose:

#*dies of emotion* #but what if molly was his companion once #and now he stops by for breakfast #and keeps commenting because it seems like every time #there’s another ginger kid #adn when he sees harry it’s like ha! #i knew they couldn’t all be ginger! #and molly doesn’t bother telling the doctor that harry isn’t hers #because he is after all one of her boys #and she loves him just as though he was a weasley (via dwcompanion)

those tags broke me a little inside 

#Molly Weasley turned Daleks into actual pepperpots, because, honestly, she doesn’t have time for their nonsense.

(Source: fancypantswatson, via do-he-got-a-bowtie)

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In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

My dad:
Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?
Me:
She does.
My dad:
What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
Me:
(glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
My dad:
How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
Me:
(stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
My dad:
... Yes?
Me:
What can I fit in them?
My dad:
What?
Me:
How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
My dad:
Doesn't look like you could fit much.
Me:
A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
My dad:
But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
Me:
And your jeans also fit the way they should.
My dad:
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
Me:
Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
My dad:
... Aren't yours?
Me:
I'm a size 3.
My dad:
3 what?
Me:
No, just a 3. A size 3.
My dad:
What does that mean?
Me:
I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
My dad:
Wait, it's not the same?
Me:
Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
My dad:
That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
Me:
With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it

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I never understood those "feminine" types of gays.

deviant-wolf-pup:

Like i respect everyone and everything but in my opinion . Gay Men like men for their Masculine and strength. Like i wouldn’t get with a feminine gay because they are just too girly. If i want to get with a girl, i will and if i want to get with a guy, i will. Thats the joy…

if hes bi then it is true. im bi too and i dont really like a mix of the two genders. guys who look girly and girls who look like a guy i dont find attractive. ALTHOUGH trans r completely different situation.