dont even ask.

just dont.

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"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via easilyhumored)

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My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

cassbones:

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

(via stanthemalestripper)

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cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

(Source: queenundomiel, via stanthemalestripper)

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adultintheyasection:

adultintheyasection:

This is the first of what will hopefully be many giveaways! I’m including the first books in a few of my favorite series, as well as a few of my favorite standalone novels. There will be five winners who will choose two books from the following list:

  • Ashfall by Mike Mullin
  • The Darkest Minds by Alexandra Bracken
  • Matched by Ally Condie
  • Unwind by Neal Shusterman
  • Under the Never Sky by Veronica Rossi
  • All We Had by Annie Weatherwax
  • Love and Other Unknown Variables by Shannon Lee Alexander (**to be shipped when the book is officially released)
  • Paper Towns by John Green
  • Room by Emma Donoghue
  • Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz

A few rules!

  1. Please be following me
  2. Each reblog will count as a separate entry, but please don’t spam
  3. Following me on goodreads will also count as an extra entry
  4. No giveaway blogs please
  5. Entries close on September 20th, 2014. Winners will be chosen via random number generator and the first will be contact by September 22nd. 

International entries welcome! I will happily ship worldwide. Must be 18 or older or have your parents permission to provide your shipping address. The first winner will be able to choose from all ten, second from the remaining eight, third from the remaining six, etc, until all books are gone. If a response is not received within 24 hours another name will be selected.

One week to go!